Packed with enough succulent breasts to put Foster Farms out of business, Large Naturals brings big, billowing new life to the phrase “It’s the tits.” Autumn Falls, with her mouthwatering milk mounds, gives herself a breast exam and discovers a suspected lump. Alarmed, she consults fellow big-topper Nia Nacci, who kneads Falls’ melons and reassures her that she’s fine before allowing Falls to massage her own fluffy chest pillows for comparison. Despite the grim specter of a life-threatening disease hanging over the scene, Falls and Nacci’s coupling is white-hot. The camerawork takes very opportunity to showcase the bounty of teat meat provided here as the two frolic in full-bosomed bliss. A subsequent scene finds curvylicious Angela White playing a creepy chiropractor preying on Gianna Dior, who comes to White for the treatment of a yoga injury. White convincingly pulls off her character, who’s essentially the Harvey Weinstein of healthcare, and the fine-featured, smoky-eyed Dior is an enticing morsel. Dior might not be as well-endowed as White, but her tits are beautifully shaped, and her ass is why yoga pants were invented. White goes full-bore on her comely patient, smothering Dior with her mambos, then rimming her fervently. Darcie Dolce, Valentina Nappi and April O’Neil wrap things up, forming a triumvirate of towering titflesh as they go at each other in a carnal variation of The Human Centipede. Large Naturals is a work of udder delight. —P.D.R.