Kung Fu Beauty #2

Dive-bar diva and secret ninja assassin AJ Bailey has a weakness for Asian chicks, so she takes on a suicide mission to keep her new clit-sucking gal pal happy. (There must not be many Asians in her neighborhood.) The preposterous plot has her spying on Mia Lelani, who easily upstages the star if you happen to have similar tastes. Mia’s pumped-up boobs have a weird artificiality due to her near-lack of areolas, but they’ll grow on you, as will her pinup cuteness. The scene ends with an amusing (and bloody) twist on the ol’ money shot. Bella Blaze shows up at the ninja camp for some reason, probably because of her monstrous mammaries. If you’ve forgotten the obscene twirls and jiggles nature designed to hypnotize us, seek out Bella. As for AJ Bailey, her looks would count for beauty in most small towns, but it’s a mystery why she’s the star of this series, rather than, say, Asa Akira (who has only a nonsex role in this). Must be a contract thing. Still, her ninja skulking is so bad it’s hilarious, and there’s enough Asian flesh in this disc to keep your Eastern yen satisfied. But, yes, you’ll be hungry again in a few hours.