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Kimmy Kay

My ex told me that he ‘adored me,’ but didn’t think we were ‘sexually compatible.’ I guess it was my fault for asking, but it still made me feel like crap. I thought maybe I was just bad at sex. Now I know better. If you want to be good at something, it takes practice. Lots of practice. Today I have the skills to make a guy come whenever, wherever I want. Sex queens aren’t born with some God-given gift—they’re just not afraid to sweat.”

My ex told me that he ‘adored me,’ but didn’t think we were ‘sexually compatible.’ I guess it was my fault for asking, but it still made me feel like crap. I thought maybe I was just bad at sex. Now I know better. If you want to be good at something, it takes...
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