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Kiara Diane

Angela (Kiara Diane) calls her mysterious new lover and invites him to come over ASAP. “My roommate is out of town, so we’ll be completely alone,” the sexpot whispers.

As usual, Angela eagerly anticipates the rendezvous but with some misgivings. She doesn’t know much about the guy; he’s never shown his face. It’s always been concealed by a mask. But he fucks like nobody’s business.

Once the stud shows up, Angela isn’t disappointed. They screw for ten hours straight. Afterward, as loverboy attempts to slip away, Angela halts him. “I must know who you are,” she demands.

Happy to be unburdened from his terrible secret, Angela’s boy toy removes his mask. “Be prepared,” he cautions her. “I’m hideous!”

“What are you?!” Angela shrieks.

In a thunderous voice the dude responds, “I am a corporation. According to Mitt Romney, we’re people too. We have rights and needs! So suck my cock one more time, bitch, then make me a sandwich!”

Angela (Kiara Diane) calls her mysterious new lover and invites him to come over ASAP. “My roommate is out of town, so we’ll be completely alone,” the sexpot whispers. As usual, Angela eagerly anticipates the rendezvous but with some misgivings. She doesn’t know much about the guy; he’s never shown his face. It’s always...
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