Kagney Linn & John Strong

Marybeth (Kagney Linn Karter) was into hogs, choppers, crotch rockets or whatever else you call a motorcycle. Seeing a man mounted on a two-wheeler makes Marybeth hornier than the brass section of the USC marching band.

So when Chip (John Strong) rode into Marybeth’s life on a bright yellow cycle, his fate was sealed. The two strangers met at a highway rest stop, but it wasn’t long before Marybeth had lured Chip back to her nondescript photo studio. “This is my favorite place to fuck,” she cooed, handing him a Jack-and-Coke.

They screwed like demons from Hell until Chip began feeling woozy. “I may need to take a quick nap,” he mumbled.

“Sure thing,” Marybeth chirped. “By the way, I slipped you a mickey. You’ll be out for a while. Thanks for the bike, baby!”

Chip woke up three days later in a methadone clinic in Paraguay with most of his organs. His last memory was of Marybeth. He regretted nothing.