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This movie is basically a collection of random fuck scenes strung together with a ridiculous story about some lowlife who wants to make a porn flick. In other words, if you were expecting the women-inprison scorcher suggested by the box cover, forget it. (It’s also supposed to be 3D, but the copy we got didn’t come with the hundreds of dollars worth of equipment necessary for the effect, so good luck with that.) As for the talent, we will watch most of these chicks get boned anywhere, anytime—even if they’re not jailbirds. Jenna Haze and Sienna West in particular could start a prison riot without dropping the soap. We’ll also give credit to the actors for putting some fun and energy into their performances—and to the director for not making us watch the fat dude fuck anybody. On that note, this flick’s portrayal of the porn biz isn’t far off. There are always plenty of sleazeballs—fat and otherwise—hanging around, thinking the talent can’t wait to blow them for free. If this flick lands in your lap for some reason and you haven’t seen a naked chick in a while, watch it. Just make sure you lower those usually high expectations first. In other words, get really wasted. That’s nature’s 3D!
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