Inside Job

No, this is not a pornographic exposé of the 9/11 conspiracy, as cool as that would be. This is a cute little caper flick about Kagney Linn Karter’s amazing pumped-up bubble tits and all the trouble they get into. Now doesn’t that have a lot more historical significance? Stormy Daniels has a knack for getting lively comedy performances out of people who swap cum for a living, making hers some of the least fast-forwarded movies out there. Brendon Miller as Kagney’s inept-burglar boyfriend does a hilarious job, helped by cohort Barrett Blade. Comely Kagney (helped by her tits) lays down a solid performance as well. The entire cast is a stroker’s blessing (props to Brooklyn Lee for the anal finale), but Kagney is top-billed for a reason. In addition to those tits (have we mentioned them?), the multi-jobber pumps a dick with a skill that is almost criminal. Don’t let anyone tell you crime doesn’t pay.