I Rimmed My Neighbor

Time was, when you moved into a new place, your neighbors would bring over muffins or maybe a casserole to welcome you to the area. These days tossed salad is the meal du jour for greeting the folks next door. At least that seems to be the lesson gleaned from I Rimmed My Neighbor, which finds tongues wagging in the neighborhood in ways that have nothing to do with gossip. Yes, we’re talking about anilingus, the act of erotic stimulation achieved by contact between the mouth and the anus. This cavalcade of cornhole-licking kicks off with Eliza Ibarra, a hot but ditzy brunette with fantastic, pear-shaped tits and a taste for open manhole. Ibarra worms her way into her neighbor’s place, and before long she’s entering an oral agreement with his poop portal. Lest anyone be wary that this video is a nonstop parade of spit-shined man-ass, rest assured—Ibarra’s scene partner tongues her fart box too. This is an equal-opportunity smorgasbord of saliva-slathered shit chutes and tongue-speared toot trumpets. Big-titted blonde Bunny Colby is struggling to nurture her garden when the guy next door drops by to dispense some tips. Bunny thanks him by diving face-first into his mocha mine for an incredibly enthusiastic rimjob. If you’re queasy about the prospect of slithering your lengua into your lover’s shit chute, this is not for you. For those with a hankering for tongue-to-bung action, however, I Rimmed My Neighbor will find a welcome home. Order your copy today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651. —Pico D. Ribibi