Hardcore Anal Superstars

According to a popular theory, in order to achieve mastery of a skill, one must practice it for at least 10,000 hours. Hopefully that rule doesn’t apply to butt-fucking. If it does, the ladies of Hardcore Anal Superstars might be looking at a future of prolapsed rectums and adult diapers. In the meantime, however, we can enjoy the fruit of these performers’ efforts as they strive to reach the summit of Mt. Cornhole. Pretty brunette Violet Starr sports a decent rack and a big, sturdy rump that looks like it could crush a Prius. Enter Zac Wild, who swabs Starr’s shitpit with his tongue and sinks his spear into her colon without giving so much as a wave hello to her pussy. This is, shall we say, not a delicate encounter. “Choke me; I love your fucking hands around my neck while you fuck my fat ass!” Starr yells between shrieks that would make a veteran exorcist run in fear. Ember Snow’s back lot isn’t nearly as expansive as Starr’s, but she’s a lovely, exotic little morsel with an appetite for anal impalement. Snow plants her pooper on swordsman Michael Stefano’s rod and bounces around like a marotte puppet that’s being operated by his prick. Taut-assed Alexis Tae plunges a butt plug into her rectum like it’s a wooden stake being driven into a vampire’s heart before Ramon Nomar has his way with her. At scene’s end, Tae’s asshole expands and contracts as if it’s blowing a kiss to the camera. It might not be world-class, but Hardcore Anal Superstars definitely doesn’t do things half-assed. —P.D.R.