Frisky Freshmen

Parents tend to get a little misty-eyed when sending daughters off to college. That mist would turn into a full-fledged tsunami if those parents watched Frisky Freshmen before releasing their little girls into the world of higher education. Ostensibly a “reality” title exploring the carnal awakenings of young, doe-eyed females setting foot inside an institution of academia, Frisky Freshmen mostly gets it right. It depicts inexperienced yet hormone-crazed females getting drilled by frat-ish bro-bags who, once they get their degrees, will probably focus on fucking retirees out of their 401(k) savings. As reality offerings go, this comes off at least as unscripted as an average episode of, say, Keeping Up With the Kardashians—which, admittedly, is a little like winning a tallest-midget contest. If the Frisky Freshmen  producers were truly invested in getting real, they’d address the fact that the average annual tuition for a public college runs close to $10,000 a year. Still, the chicks of Frisky Freshmen are fresh-faced and hot, and the presentation is plausible enough to suspend disbelief. There’s a perfectly serviceable orgy scene or two, where coeds swap pussy like they’re trading class notes, and a scene in which hot honey blonde Aubrey Sinclair gets fucked among the library stacks as the camera peers on from a voyeur’s-eye view. So go ahead, unzip and enjoy some pumpin’ circumstance. —P.D.R.