Here’s a flick to remind you that you’re one of the 99% and can’t afford to hire an escort whenever you want one. Gee, thanks. Latina it-girl Selena Rose headlines this soap opera about a spoiled wife (Kayden Kross) who entraps her husband into cheating on her with the hottest piece of ass in town. How is that fair? Selena throws her pint-sized self into a couple of spirited scenes that illustrate why the Sin City-born brat went from obscurity to the A-list overnight. She’s the obvious star (and costs $1,000 a pop according to this flick), but the blond contingent of Riley Steele and the revenge-fucking Kayden pad out the strokable cast nicely. Escort is pretty typical stuff, but it’ll do until the big, greedy banks give us back all our hooker money. If these girls really want to do something useful, they should go down to their local Occupy encampment and show their support. The 99% needs escorts too!