El Gordo y la Flaca XXX

Si, el parody craze has gone bilingual! Future generations will look back on this disc as a smut landmark: HUSTLER’s first foreign-language porn flick. In case you’re not multilingual, it translates as The Fat Man and the Skinny Lady, a popular Spanish-language entertainmment-news show out of Miami. Adult-film entrepreneur Shy Love directs this spoof, which is as ridiculous as the real thing and just as full of big-boobed bleach blondes. How do you make fun of something that already looks like a porn parody? Just get the tits out early and often. Let’s face it, dicks don’t get hard from laughing. (Since the producers didn’t spring for English subtitles, we have no idea whether or not the movie is funny anyway.) But who cares what they’re saying when you’ve got Yurizan Beltran’s tetas in a hot tub, Bridgette B’s even bigger tetas wrapped around a cock, cute reporter Stevie Shae improving her Spanish with some deep instruction, sexpot Nikki Delano shagging as Shakira and Lisa DeMarco finally showing millions of fans how La Flaca fucks! ¡Que bueno!