Dredd Up Your Ass 4

In the 2012 film Dredd, the titular law enforcer is tasked with restoring order to a dystopian society, armed with an array of powerful weaponry. Dredd Up Your Ass 4 boasts a slightly different premise, as the titular woodsman is assigned with laying waste to a series of colons, armed with the downright dangerous beef bazooka dangling between his legs. The result in both cases, however, is explosive. The rectum-wrecking festivities kick off with Keisha Grey, a plump-titted brunette who bears a wanton, gap-toothed allure and boasts a sturdy build—which is good for her, because in the ensuing scene, she gets the penile equivalent of a Dubai skyscraper crammed up her keister. Wisely, Dredd embarks on his mission gently, lest he dislodge Grey’s gastrointestinal tract in his anus-stuffing fervor. He slowly wedges his beef baton into her colon as she works her clit with a Magic Wand, her thighs quaking from the exertion. Eventually Grey musters the courage to plant her ass on Dredd’s cock and ride from above, bravely turning her body into a shish kebab impaled on Dredd’s sperm-shooting skewer. Petite stunner Alexis Tae is fighting way above her weight class in her bout with Dredd’s monster dong, but she acquits herself admirably. Watching Dredd’s plus-size pork sword slide into the compact beauty’s shitpit is like witnessing a magic act akin to David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty disappear. Exotic brunette Hime Marie rounds things out with an extra bit of oomph, parting her tawny cheeks like the Red Sea for his mocha meat mast before cheerfully exclaiming, “Thank you for stretching out my ass today!” Dredd Up Your Ass 4 will leave viewers similarly grateful. —P.D.R.