Dredd 13

What’s there to say about Dredd? A towering, dreadlocked woodsman blessed with a behemoth cock that would make a sperm whale blush, he’s a show unto himself—and that freakishly large unit gets put to good use in Dredd #13. Lithe brunette Charly Summer shows up to submit her starfish to Dredd’s mammoth meat mast. Summer attempts to warm up his beef bassoon with a little mouth music, but can scarcely work more than the head in without stretching her yap with her fingers. Still, the monster between Dredd’s legs rises and flails about like an inflatable tube man in front of a used car lot. And like any used car salesman worth his salt, Dredd proceeds to give Summer a thorough ass-fucking, taking her shitter on a test drive of colon-crushing proportions. Pretty, wide-eyed brunette Alexia Anders’ peepers grow to saucer size when Dredd whips out his pants python for her to gaze upon, but that’s nothing compared to the dilation her snatch undergoes as his thunder stick plunges in and out. The highlight here is Dredd’s scene with Lilliputian fuck puppet Vina Sky. Dredd’s cock is roughly the height of Sky’s torso, but she gamely takes the veiny beast in her birth canal and playfully gargles his sticky load afterward. Eventually the novelty of Dredd’s massive dong grows a little thin, and a final, penetration-free scene with Coco Lovelock ends things on a decidedly anticlimactic note, but Dredd #13 offers a few big thrills before sputtering to a halt. —P.D.R.