DP Me Vol. 9

More doesn’t always equal better. Take DP Me Vol. 9 for instance, which doubles up on the dick factor but ultimately comes off a little bit half­-assed. The video starts on a high note, with petite fuck puppet Jane Wilde decked out in her debauched-schoolgirl best and going on about how excited she is about sharing her first DP with her fans. “I feel like they’re going on this journey with me of my sexual explo­ration,” Wilde declares. So the viewer locks arms with Wilde and skips merrily down Two-Dick Lane with her, and it’s an enjoyable little jaunt indeed. Mick Blue and John Strong pounce on Wilde, and in short order she’s pierced yapper-to-crapper on their steely pricks. Wilde’s face lights up with wonder, astonishment and perhaps a touch of dis­comfort as her snapper and bung are pierced simultaneously. Game as always, she then successfully crams both thick cocks into her kisser at once. If you’re squeamish about prick-to-prick contact, you might want to look away. Then again, if such things make you uneasy, a DP video is likely not for you anyway. From this high point, alas, the returns start to diminish. Blue and Strong again team up to put petite dirty blonde Anya Olsen through her paces, and maybe it’s just that they’re a little fucked-out after working over Wilde, but the scene lacks the same lap-swelling oomph of its predecessor. And the scenes only deteriorate from there. DP Me Vol. 9 starts out stiff, but deflates pretty quickly. -P.D.R.