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September 2021

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DP Me Vol. 8

Those who don’t mind sharing a tasty dish with a buddy even if their forks and knives clink against each other on occasion will find much to savor in DP Me Vol. 8. Things kick off with Mia Malkova, a blonde who’s pretty enough to be a weather girl and who boasts a full, rubbery rump that resembles two incredibly beautiful bowling balls. Malkova drops to her knees for a thorough bout of tonsil-jousting between a pair of girder-groined cocksmiths. Then, without a single lick to her vagina, her partners launch a dual-donged assault on her nethers, and Malkova is promptly spitroasted and folded like a cheap suit. She is transformed into a human pincushion—her mouth says “Yes,” but her facial expression reads, “Holy fuck, I feel like my butt is giving birth to a cantaloupe.” Quality takes a nosedive from there, in the zaftig, beak-schnozzed form of Ivy Lebelle, whose tits look like they might have been chiseled from granite. Luckily, spunky, dusky-skinned Kira Noir is next, who has her asshole crammed with two sperm-shooting sausages simultaneously. DP Me Vol. 8 will bring double pleasure to some viewers and elicit a “Don’t, please” from others. —P.D.R.

Those who don’t mind sharing a tasty dish with a buddy even if their forks and knives clink against each other on occasion will find much to savor in DP Me Vol. 8. Things kick off with Mia Malkova, a blonde who’s pretty enough to be a weather girl and who boasts a full,...
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Mia Malkova

Ivy Lebelle, Kira Noir, Fallon West, Mick Blue, Markus Dupree, John Strong & Ramon Nomar.


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Mason
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