DP Masters 5

Thanks to uneven quality in the female talent department, DP Masters 5 is a few strokes short of a classic, but when it’s good, it’s truly worth standing back and admiring while rubbing your, um, chin in deep thought. Exhibit A: Wide-eyed blond beauty Alex Grey, with her fine features and drum-tight body, kicks off the proceedings on a high note. Grey could easily be working as a fashion model, instead of cramming cock into her shitpit and babyshooter simultaneously, but the girl truly seems to enjoy her work. She struts around before her double-dicking, flaunting an ass so glorious that it probably sounds like a choir of angels when she farts. Once she’s descended upon by a couple of stiff-loined goons, that ass gets a thorough workout. “I love it like that,” Grey declares repeatedly as she’s double-stuffed. The scene becomes so feral that it’s practically a National Geographic special that you can jerk off to (without guilt this time) before her face is splattered like a Jackson Pollock painting. Unfortunately, the quality of the smut nose-dives with August Taylor, who seems to have made it into the production as the result of a lost bet. Luckily, Chloe Amour, a welcome addition to any porn flick, pops up next and gets skewered like a pig on a spit by a pair of hefty-hosed soul brothers. Despite its flaws, DP Masters 5  is singularly satisfying. —P.D.R.