Down the Throat

Supposedly one in three people lacks a gag reflex. Way back when, that minority could entertain the masses by swallowing swords. These days—if you’re female, hot and gag-free—you can star in nice little pictures like this one. The quartet of talent all give helpful deep-throat tips before their scenes, so make sure you leave the DVD in a place where your wife or girlfriend can find it. Karmen Karma, who isn’t sure whether she never had a gag reflex or just lost it at some point, starts off the esophageal fun in voracious fashion, swallowing her costar whole and expending gallons of spit in the process. Remember, ladies, this is a demanding athletic activity. Let’s stay hydrated. Claiming to have an oral fixation, the very young-looking Jenna J. Ross manages to gulp a sausage that’s bigger than her face, then gets her tight little twat impaled with it. That middle initial must stand for “Jesus Christ, that chick can wolf down cock!” Tracey Sweet—something of a deep-swallow scholar—says that when getting “a dick rammed into your face,” it’s all about choosing the right angle and keeping your throat sphincter open. She knows what she’s talking about. Bella Reese, who brings the boobs to the party, slobbers and swallows a cock like it’s her last-ever suckaganza. (Blowjob is just too small a word for what she does.) Jenna had the cuteness, but Bella’s got the gusto. Down the Throat offers big cockloads of deep entertainment and more guttural slurping noises than your last family reunion. Plus it’s educational! If your significant other doesn’t get more significant after watching this, it’s time to move on.