Double Black Penetration 3

In 1975 Nabisco introduced Double Stuf Oreos, a twicepacked sweet white delight sandwiched between two hard brown slabs. More than four decades later that tradition carries on with Double Black Penetration 3. The question is, nearly half a century in, does the recipe hold up, or does it seem a little stale? The video doesn’t do itself any favors by leading off with thick, stringy-haired blonde Ashley Fires, who—with her Joker’s grin and industrial-grade makeup—looks like Courtney Love after a weeklong cheeseburger binge. To her credit, she gamely takes on a pair of bulging, dusky lap lizards, welcoming them into her shitpit and tuna trench for an orifice-stretching DP. Apparently that old adage is true: Once you go black, the nethers go slack. On the other hand, if black lives matter, why are they being wasted on this clown-faced flesh pile? Petite blond fuck puppet Angel Smalls is less searing to the eyes, all sweetness and perky-titted light as an ebony groin girder threatens to plunge her tonsils out by way of her asshole. Smalls earns her double dose of Nubian nut butter inch by inch by inch. Sturdy, pale-fleshed copper top Mandy Muse is built for endurance, and she definitely needs it as she pummels her uvula on a cum-spitting cobra while taking an anal drubbing. The otherwise loin-stirring scene is only marred by Muse’s pimpled posterior. Double Black Penetration might offer twice the hole-hammering action, but an uneven roster of female talent yields only half of the thrills that might have been. —Pico D. Ribibi