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Diamond, Judy & Tom: The Gargling Gourmets

“Tanning is a fuckin’ bore,” Diamond announces to Judy. “Let’s try to guess what Tom ate for dinner last night.” The impatient slut laps her boyfriend’s ass. “Almonds?”

Judy slurps a blip off Tom’s rim. “Don’t think so. Maybe broccoli?”

Tom grabs Judy’s hips and shoves in from behind. Before he comes, the stud pulls out of Judy and jams his greasy prick down his girl’s throat. “Ulp!” Diamond sputters, choking on cock. “Tuna!”

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“Tanning is a fuckin’ bore,” Diamond announces to Judy. “Let’s try to guess what Tom ate for dinner last night.” The impatient slut laps her boyfriend’s ass. “Almonds?” Judy slurps a blip off Tom’s rim. “Don’t think so. Maybe broccoli?” Tom grabs Judy’s hips and shoves in from behind. Before he comes, the stud...
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