Chyna Is Queen of the Ring

She may have left the WWE, but Chyna is still making men tap. The woman wrestling fans remember as “The Ninth Wonder of the World” is back in the ring to leave an indelible cumstain on the porn-parody genre. As legendary broadcaster Jim Ross would say, this no-holes-barred fuck flick is a real slobber-knocker. The action gets under way with Chyna squaring off with Lisa Ann (as Stephanie) and chairman of the board Vince in the most roided-out triple-threat match you could ever imagine. Don’t worry. Daddy and daughter don’t fuck, but it’s nice to see employers are so hands-on with their staff. Back in the squared circle, a nine-wrestler gangbang shows our girl getting body slammed in every position possible. Forget clotheslines and choke slams. This match has blowjobs and bukkake! Even Doink the Clown and Mean Gene get in on the horizontal grappling. But, folks, you ain’t seen nothing yet. After sampling ring girl Valerie Kay’s poontang pie, Ron Jeremy turns his attention to Chyna in a scene that cannot be described in words alone. Seriously. But the main event is Chyna’s anal threesome with a hokey Hulk Hogan and phony Ric Flair. It’ll make you put your dick in a headlock, screaming “Jizzapalooza!” Get ready—it’s Fucklemania time!