Cherry Pop

Watching porn chicks pretend to be virgins is a little like seeing John Goodman take on the lead role in The Kate Moss Story. Luckily, Cherry Pop is juicy enough to overcome the wary jerkoff’s skepticism. Doe-eyed brunette Jojo Kiss and Ziggy Star kick things off on a set that’s half teenage girl’s bedroom, half jail cell. Kiss, the more worldly of the two, plays masturbation mentor to the supposedly chaste Star, schooling her on the finer points of clam-cuddling. A quick study, Star works Kiss’s big toe into her cooch, then sucks it clean of pussy juice before the two tear into a feverish twat-fiddling session. Stood up by a guy who was scheduled to pound the virginity out of her, blonde Skylar Madison pours her heart out to a bartender before going bottoms up for his stiff one. Fresh-faced, tiny blonde Alyssa Cole gets into a bit of stirrup trouble at her gynecologist’s office. Cole plunges his meat thermometer into her mouth, then rubs her clit furiously as she pounds her puss on his probe. Tiffany Watson, a vibrant blonde with perfectly pear-shape tits and long, lean stems, puts in a particularly athletic performance, literally bending over backward while working her man’s blood bone down her gullet. Cherry Pop strains the bounds of credulity, but will definitely have the viewer popping good and hard. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi