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If infidelity rubs you the wrong way, you’ll probably want to steer clear of Cheating Wife Massage. Those who approach matrimonial bonds with a light touch, go ahead and light some candles, grab the lotion and apply some elbow grease to your groin area. The title of this video pretty much says it all—women treating their wedding vows like mild suggestions while stiff-pricked masseurs do some deep tissue work on those wandering snatches. Melissa Stratton, a statuesque brunette with luminous blue eyes, puffy lips and nipples that pop out like turkey timers, arranges an in-call massage and discovers that her service provider is her old high-school crush. The setup has all the makings of a rom-com, but the results here are much more satisfying, at least for those who are looking to bust a nut instead of a gut. The scene starts off at a simmer, with Stratton’s masseur taking his sweet time running his hands over her toned, curvy form. In due time, the action goes to Mach 5, with Stratton strumming her clit like a banjo at a bluegrass competition while her twat gets drilled to cavernous proportions. Cute, compact blonde Summer Vixen is a sneaky one. She has her paramour masquerade as a masseur to throw off her nosy neighbors when he comes over for a fuck. Vixen’s cooter sprays like a busted fire hydrant as her beau’s prick beats out a savage rhythm on her twat—good thing he brought over all those towels as part of his disguise. Redhead Madison Morgan puts in a particularly spirited performance, fish-hooking her own mouth to cram as much cock as possible into her eager maw. Cheating Wife Massage will have you feeling pretty stiff; luckily, that’s nothing a little rubbing won’t take care of. Order your own Massage at AdultDVDEmpire.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

If infidelity rubs you the wrong way, you’ll probably want to steer clear of Cheating Wife Massage. Those who approach matrimonial bonds with a light touch, go ahead and light some candles, grab the lotion and apply some elbow grease to your groin area. The title of this video pretty much says it all—women...
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Melissa Stratton, Summer Vixen, Madison Morgan, Apryl Rein, Dorian Del Isla, Lucky Fate, Will Pounder & Nick Strokes


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