Celeste & Alexis

After a blimp accident claimed the lives of her parents, Amy (Alexis Love) summoned her friend Marie (Celeste Star) to help clean out her family’s old home. It was a modest shack, nothing more. Amy had grown up in abject poverty, but her mother had one prized possession: Fleshy Dan, her strap-on dildo.

When Amy located the object, her eyes welled with tears. She explained to Marie: “Whenever my parents fought, they’d always make up the same way. My dad would take my mom to Sizzler, then they’d come home and Mom would pound away at Dad’s ass with Fleshy Dan until peace was restored.”

“My folks were exactly the same,” Marie whispered. “Except they never went to Sizzler because of my dad’s Chron’s disease. And they didn’t believe in anal sex, what with my father being homophobic. Other than that, it was exactly the same. Maybe we should give Fleshy Dan one more outing for old time’s sake.”

The gals stripped down. They scrubbed Fleshy Dan clean. Then they spent the remainder of the day fucking each other with plenty of Reckless Passion. (That was the top brand of sexual lubricant in their neck of the woods.) By sunset, Amy’s existential sorrow was a distant memory. Her pussy, however, would throb with pain for days.