Captain Marvel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

The incel dweebs who crapped their Alex Jones-patterned panties over Captain Marvel last year will hopefully find less to bitch about with Captain Marvel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. At the very least, they’ll have something better to do with their clenched fists than shake them in blue-balled, self-victimized rage. This is another masterful superhero spoof from Axel Braun, who once again delivers a devilishly funny and visually impressive send-up of comic-book movies, along with playful pokes at the mainstream and XXX film industries in general. Massive-mammed blonde Kenzie Taylor was a wise choice to fill the title role; she’s an enthusiastic fucker whose mouth is capable of sucking cock and delivering dialogue with equal aplomb. (“And if you wanted someone who shows no emotion, you should have cast Brie Larson!” Taylor declares in one sly dig at this spoof’s source material.) As usual, Braun’s production values rival any number of mainstream offerings, and this outing is particularly well-paced, packing in the one-liners and moving the plot along while making sure that the next sex scene is just around the corner. On that topic, the sex in this video is ultra-impressive. Taylor heroically hammers her face on Quinton James’ blood bone, slobbering all over it and furiously twisting like she’s trying to remove a childproof cap from a bottle of painkillers mid-migraine. Their bang session evolves into an anal piledriver that’s as well-choreographed as any of the fight scenes in the Netflix Daredevil series. Captain Marvel XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is a gripping viewing experience.
—Pico D. Ribibi