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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Busty Beauties: Boats ‘N’ Hos

Is this a porn spoof of Captain Phillips? No, and it’s not the long-rumored hardcore outtake from Gilligan’s Island either. (Tina Louise will take that to her grave.) It’s a bunch of hos doing ho-like things on boats. Sounds hazardous, but all the girls are equipped with an amazing pair of flotation devices. A whole crew of survivors could ride on Bridgette B.’s DDDs for days. Does anyone go overboard? Not literally, but there’s enough howling, moaning and “Oh shit, oh fuck” to scare a whale off its migration route. If there’s still a doubt in your mind about whether pirate is a legitimate career, consider this: The jawdropper called Summer Brielle could be on the next boat you board. Who’s the captain now? You are, so claim your booty at HustlerStore.com or call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675.

Is this a porn spoof of Captain Phillips? No, and it’s not the long-rumored hardcore outtake from Gilligan’s Island either. (Tina Louise will take that to her grave.) It’s a bunch of hos doing ho-like things on boats. Sounds hazardous, but all the girls are equipped with an amazing pair of flotation devices. A...
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Summer Brielle, Alexis Grace, Bridgette B., Alex Chance, Anthony Rosano, Nick Manning, Marco Banderas & Evan Stone


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Otto Bauer
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