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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Bree Olson

During the week, Marilyn (Bree Olson) has a grueling schedule. Besides toiling full-time at a toaster factory, she’s taking real estate classes and training to be a tae kwon do instructor. When the weekend rolls around, Marilyn barely wants to leave her couch.

Thankfully for Marilyn, she’s a smoking-hot chick with an inviting smile and appealing breasts. Because of these attributes, Marilyn doesn’t have to go to the world. The world comes to her.

It never takes Marilyn more than ten minutes on Facebook to locate a willing fuck buddy from among her cyberfriends. The latest lucky guy was named Chet (Donny Long). He was an aspiring rapper, but Marilyn didn’t care to hear his rhymes. All she wanted was to turn the dude’s fleshy microphone into her personal plaything.

That’s just what Marilyn did, all weekend long—and she never left the couch.

During the week, Marilyn (Bree Olson) has a grueling schedule. Besides toiling full-time at a toaster factory, she’s taking real estate classes and training to be a tae kwon do instructor. When the weekend rolls around, Marilyn barely wants to leave her couch. Thankfully for Marilyn, she’s a smoking-hot chick with an inviting smile...
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Bree Olson & Donny Long