Breast Worship 8

Praise be unto the porn gods for gifting us with a treasure trove of huge, all-natural knockers. In Breast Worship 8, Jules Jordan shows us why he is a sommelier-level connoisseur of big boobs, with four bra-busting scenes to drain your swollen balls. It all begins innocently enough with webcam superstar Sarah Arabic and her 36H (!!!) mommy milkers. The chesty hotel concierge is showing Mr. Jordan around his room, where the view is spectacular—of course we’re referring to her glorious sweater kittens. Sarah takes very little convincing before she’s on her knees, willing to do “whatever it takes” to get more followers on social media. Maybe it’s the “slut” tattoo right below her belly button or the way cum drips from her eyelashes, but what’s not to love about busty babes who fuck at the drop of a hat? Elsewhere, Zac Wild is the envy of men, women and carbon-based lifeforms everywhere because he gets to play with Octavia Red’s sublime boobs, and she’s a redhead! Kylie Page is an absolute revelation—more of this breathy, busty blonde, please! Jules is back as the penis, and boy, does it get a workout. Kylie’s head-game is unimpeachable, while her creamy pussy is positively mouthwatering. She titty-fucks him for a faceful of baby batter, then sucks every last drop from his swollen pecker. Swoon! The topper, however, features Hailey Rose and Hollywood Cash. Between her magnificent mammaries and his jaw-dropping python, it’s a match made in heaven to be watched start to finish, no skipping around. Suffice it to say, Breast Worship 8 is a genre triumph. —W.L.