Breast Worship 7

Can there ever be too much of a good thing? When it comes to big tits, probably not—though Breast Worship 7 might prove to be an endurance test with its hours of heaving boobies. Much of that breast bounty belongs to mammoth-mammed Australian stunner Angela White, who’s featured in two scenes totaling nearly two hours combined. It’s hard to complain about an abundance of Angela White falling into your lap—she’s pretty much carrying the Mount Rushmore of milkers on her chest. Even so, that kind of marathon presence presents a real risk of carpal tunnel syndrome for the dedicated jerk-off. Thankfully, White’s scenes are as distinct as they are passionate. The saucy Aussie’s first offering is a jerk-off-instruction-themed affair, with Jules Jordan’s sperm spear standing in for the viewer’s as White dictates the terms of ejaculation. White mercilessly edges Jordan to the brink of release, tit-fucking him to the cusp of explosion before slapping his cock into obedience. Eventually, after nearly an hour of torturous teasing, White grants Jordan his orgasm, wringing his prick like a toothpaste tube as she squeezes out every last drop of jism. White’s second scene is a BDSM-happy affair that might make more timid masturbators wince while reflexively crossing their legs. Gleefully brutal, White flogs Jordan’s ball sac, gnaws his cock and attaches clothespins to his scrotum, leaving her victim with, literally, a bruised prick—it’s a display that’s definitely not for the faint of crotch. Beyond White’s double-duty dick torment, top-heavy temptresses Lily Starfire and Autumn Falls showcase their gargantuan knockers to cock-stiffening effect. With its bumper crop of boobs, Breast Worship 7 will keep the dedicated tit man’s hands full. —P.D.R.