Bobbi Starr

Dr. Jerri Badminton Taylor (Bobbi Starr), who had waltzed through med school by blowing her professors, was so inept that her colleagues began documenting her faults. Here are just a few of the most scandalous charges:

1. Dr. Taylor refuses to wear the doctor’s traditional white lab coat—or, for that matter, any clothing at all. She practices medicine in the nude, save for a garter belt and stockings.

2. Although the boneheaded M.D. never doles out anesthetics to patients, she habitually inhales ether while performing surgeries.

3. She’s lost over $100,000 of hospital funds betting on bumfights.

4. Dr. Taylor once turned away a dying child because she accepts only erect men between the ages of 24 and 40 as patients.