Big Boobs, Monster Dongs

If you love breasts that are large, all-natural and perfectly pendulous, Big Boobs & Monster Dongs has you covered. When it comes to the aforementioned dongs, however, let’s just say it’s a question of relativity; while certainly larger than average, clinically speaking, they don’t inspire awe. Perhaps a more apt title would have been Big Boobs and Adequate Penises That Get the Job Done. But why split hairs when a video features incredible eye candy like Jessica Starling? There is a lot of buzz around this luscious blonde, and she most definitely lives up to the hype—from her hands-free head to her insatiable pussy, Jessica is pure porn perfection. If brunettes with bedroom eyes and triple-D headlights are more your speed, then look no further than Chloe Surreal. Though not the most energetic scene of the video, Chloe is so damn hot that you can’t help but watch this one start to finish. Next, curvaceous queen Ashlyn Peaks is serving up thicc slices of cake that will definitely have you coming back for seconds. Her blowjob is top-notch, and the titty-fucking is fucking awesome—watch Ashlyn’s mighty fun bags make that dick disappear! The always impressive Riley Nixon provides a powerhouse closer and a masterclass in how to drain a dragon. Seeing her in doggy, melons swaying to and fro, is poetry in motion. One point of contention with the overall experience: Everything happens in a bedroom, on a bed. If porn is fantasy, then why restrict yourself to the trappings of familiarity? There’s a whole world out there to fuck in/on! Still, the sex is eminently enjoyable, and the sweater kittens are spectacular enough to make Big Boobs & Monster Dongs a huge win. —Walden Lee