Behind the Gates of Onyx Ridge Estates Vol. 2

You probably don’t need a refresher on the first installment of Behind the Gates of Onyx Ridge Estates to appreciate Volume 2. However, in case you want a recap: There’s a super-exclusive enclave where young, hot and wealthy couples live, fuck and fuck around on each other, while an anonymous blogger reports on their shenanigans in her tawdry “neighborhood watch” newsletter. With its dish-heavy voice-over courtesy of the nameless muckraker (dubbed Betty Behind the Gates), elegant settings and explicit sex, this comes off as a cross between Gossip Girl, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous and Caligula. If you have a lady friend who’s partial to Days of Our Lives and you’re hoping to introduce her to porn, this might be the gateway drug you’re looking for. It’s so soapy, you can taste the suds, but the path to XXX pleasure is well-greased with steamy sex sessions. It seems Betty Behind the Gates has caused quite the stir among the residents of Onyx Ridge Estates, leading to finger-pointing paranoia among the morally compromised denizens. Which leads to some gratifying scenarios. Willowy brunette Emily Willis has her troubled mind eased by her beau Seth Gamble, whose cock makes her worries disappear like a magician’s wand as he jabs it down her throat. Someday we will rightfully eat the rich. In the meantime we will have to be content with watching them eat each other—and to that end, Behind the Gates of Onyx Ridge Estates Vol. 2 serves up a fairly tasty treat as we wait for the revolution to come. —P.D.R.