Batgirl XXX

In case you weren’t sure, cosplay does not mean people dressing up like Bill Cosby and having sex. That’s pudding play. Cosplay is chicks strutting around in superhero outfits and making Comic-Con dorks cream their pants. This flick, starring pint-sized Sunny Lane as a petulant daddy’s-girl vigilante in skintight latex, is pure geek catnip. It’s also deep in more ways than one, exploring the dark origins of the caped lady. She gets abducted, waterboarded and endures a dynamic double dicking from Batman and Robin. Holy hole in a porn star! And yes, freakos, Batgirl keeps her mask and bat ears on the whole time. Meanwhile, her sleazy dad (Tom Byron) accepts some oral stress relief from succulent secretary Lyla Storm while the amazing Amber Rayne, as a twitchy and bewitching Harley Quinn, deep-throats the Penguin’s legendary dick. (One guess who plays that role.) Soon after, Lizzy Borden pops up as the Joker in a scene that embodies why we love the Batman universe: It’s ruled by anarchistic weirdos. Luscious Lizzy steals the show, even if it gets a little disturbing when Batman beats her up. (She gets revenge.) At some point, Catwoman (Aurora Snow) and Poison Ivy (Phoenix Marie) trap Batgirl in a desktop threeway, with Phoenix taking some great dildo butt-fucking and the dolls quivering out a triple simultaneous climax. All batshit-crazy stuff, but Lexi Belle’s creepy entry as the world’s horniest zombie takes the cake. Her trademark tight twat gets the ramming you’d expect, but it’s never enough. After all, she’s the meat-hungry undead. You could fuck her brains out; she’d just eat them and want more. Batgirl XXX is pretty weird skinema. It’s also hot as a Gotham jail cell in July.