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December 2021

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Barely Legal Amish Girls 2

More than barns get raised in Barely Legal Amish Girls 2, a hard-probing exploration of Pennsylvania Dutch-style pussy. Sturdily built blonde Blair Williams is of fine stock, hearty enough to work the fields, yet feminine enough to dissuade a slick developer who’s bent on building a strip mall on her daddy’s property. Williams does a decent job with the Amish accent, but her mouth is put to best use around the developer’s prod. She encounters a bit of trouble with that modern invention known as the zipper, though once that technological hurdle is overcome, Williams works his prick like the handle on a butter churn. Her labor is rewarded with a wad of nad nectar to her heaving dairy domes and a reprieve for the family farm. Bright-eyed, fresh-faced brunette Brooke Haze turns in a hot scene, though one laden with humor, intentional or otherwise—her scenemate’s outfit looks like it’s been repurposed from a grade-school play about the first Thanksgiving, and his three-day stubble is a meager approximation of the traditional Amish crumb-catcher. Still, the erotic verve of Haze’s performance is unquestionably authentic as she pounds her pretty face upon her partner’s prong and bounces her compact rump on his auger. Apple-cheeked, innocent-looking Cleo Vixen seems tailor-made for the role of a sheltered rural girl ripe for a carnal deflowering. It’s to the viewer’s great benefit that Vixen doesn’t harbor any Amish aversion to being filmed, as she offers up her fine crap-hatch for a little ass worship. Barely Legal Amish Girls 2 puts the “spring” in “rumspringa.” To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

More than barns get raised in Barely Legal Amish Girls 2, a hard-probing exploration of Pennsylvania Dutch-style pussy. Sturdily built blonde Blair Williams is of fine stock, hearty enough to work the fields, yet feminine enough to dissuade a slick developer who’s bent on building a strip mall on her daddy’s property. Williams does...
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Blair Williams

Brooke Haze, Cleo Vixen, Carolina Sweets, Tommy Gunn, Tommy Pistol, Aaron Evans & Alec Knight


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Bobby Manila
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