Barely Legal Amish Girls

We’ve all heard the stories about those horny Amish virgins who don’t know what a toaster is, much less a condom. And we all choose to believe them. Well, never fear, this charming little piece of wholesome cinema isn’t out to ruin your faith. Only Satan can do that. The five fresh fleshpots in this movie come off as clueless as an inbred cousin-wife. And they all plunge pussy first into “rumspringa.” (That’s when Amish barely legals get their brains fucked out in the real world so they know what they’re missing for the rest of their lives.) It’s hard to pick a standout, but Aidra Fox is a true fuckdoll in her cute white bonnet. And Natasha Vega’s bulbous milkcans would be a blessing to any close-knit community. Let’s be real, there’s something insanely hot about a doll-face girl slowly taking off her potato-sack dress. There just is.

Actually, we can’t decide what’s more entertaining, seeing cute teenagers in black socks and bonnets get their little pussies stuffed or watching a bunch of nasty porn actors try to act Amish. May God have mercy on our souls! And no, we won’t be monitoring orders for this movie to see how many of them come from Pennsylvania. Only Satan would do that. Get Barely Legal Amish Girls now by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.