Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams

People can learn a lot from their dreams. I had one the other night where I was being chased through a minefield by a fire-breathing dragon with the face of Kellyanne Conway. I believe that one was telling me not to do bath salts after 9 p.m. There’s a different lesson to be learned from Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams—specifically, that little touches can make the difference between a humdrum spank flick and something really worth paying attention to. The setup is simple enough—lustworthy legal teens creaming their panties to erotic visions as they slumber—but the execution kicks the quality up a notch. We’re not talking Inception-level explorations of the subconscious or anything, but the extra effort is appreciated. Exotic and cute, tawny-skinned brunette Ella Cruz drifts off into a hazy vision of a bearded beau macking on her. Cinematographic tricks with lighting and pacing bring a convincingly dreamlike quality to the proceedings. Of course, the meat and potatoes of any spank video is hot sex, not nuanced camerawork, and fortunately, Wet Dreams doesn’t fall asleep at the wheel. Cruz’s hips pump like pistons as she rides her dream lover’s dick, and he humps her fiercely enough to wake the dead. Sweet-faced dirty blonde Aften Opal is the epitome of fresh, tight-bodied innocence. The doll-faced fuck puppet works herself into a lather as she imagines hoovering her man’s balls and stroking his shaft. Wait, whose fantasy is this, anyway? Barely Legal #175: Wet Dreams will definitely keep viewers up. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7651. —Pico D. Ribibi