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Barely Legal #145

At 145 installments,Barely Legal still doesn’t look a day over 18, but like that brash teen fuckdoll smoking and cursing at the food court in the mall, there’s still room for refinement. The video’s first scene, featuring blueeyed brunette Kelly Diamond, will have viewers’ trouser-hounds sniffing and barking to be set free. With her slight frame, modest tits, shorn crotch-muffin and thorough enthusiasm for cock, Diamond is a shining erotic ingénue. She massages her lover’s nuts with her wandering tongue before bending over for a doggy-style drilling, yelping with lust as he spelunks her pretty kitty. Her squeals of delight grow so loud and frequent that the viewer begins to wish one of her nipples was a volume knob—but of course that’s what your mute button is for. At-home jerkoffs will be rewarded with the blissful sound of one hand fapping as her whippet-thin body is put through its paces. The second scene, featuring dusky enchantress Adriana Malao, starts off promisingly, as she’s manhandled by muscle-bound guido John Strong. Malao chokes down his chubby like a starving orphan at the bakery counter. Unfortunately, as she leans forward for her dick-drubbing, her pussy drools like a St. Bernard’s mouth, a nauseating, thick white string of crotch-snot swinging from her clam-cove with every thrust. Luckily, tiny-breasted spinner Kacy Lane swoops in to save the day in the next scene. Despite minor infractions, Barely Legal #145 still obeys the laws of carnal satisfaction. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —P.D.R.

At 145 installments,Barely Legal still doesn’t look a day over 18, but like that brash teen fuckdoll smoking and cursing at the food court in the mall, there’s still room for refinement. The video’s first scene, featuring blueeyed brunette Kelly Diamond, will have viewers’ trouser-hounds sniffing and barking to be set free. With her...
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Harley Dean

Kelly Diamond, Adriana Malao, Kacy Lane, Cali Hayes, Richie Calhoun, John Strong, Tyler Nixon, Evan Stone & Jamie Stone


Directed By

Otto Bauer
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