Backdoor to Chyna

Talk about low blows and powerslams! It’s hard to fathom if you’re not into pro wrestling, but this is probably the most anticipated porn flick of the year. There’s one question fans want answered: Does she do it all? Yes, this is full-bore hard-core, with screen time galore devoted to the Ninth Wonder of the World’s custom-designed boobs and dick-hungry genitalia. After a bit of bland personal chat (fitness pageants, etc.), Chyna invites equally buxom Dylan Ryder to suck on her sizable clit in a three-girl tag team. Chyna really adds some sweaty signature moves to her repertoire when the cocks enter the ring. Musclebound Lee Stone hoists her into a variety of athletic positions, but the honor of making good on the movie’s title goes to popular plunger Evan Stone. Chyna takes it like a pro (wrestlers are used to pain) and warms down in the closer by easily grappling with two guys. Chyna keeps this unimaginative flick alive with sheer physical presence and a charming should-I-be-doing-this? look on her face. Basic psychology says Chyna’s addiction to muscles was always a way to mask her inner fragility. We hope this ass pounder is a shrewd move by a true survivor, not a sad slide into the porn thresher. Watch for our HUSTLER interview with Chyna in an upcoming issue.