Axel Braun’s Nylon

Nylon starts off shiny and sleek, like a new pair of stockings, but develops nasty runs rather quickly. The hyper-stylish procession of frilly fillies begins pleasantly enough, with lithe Asian spum target Asa Akira dolled up in stockings and a corset to showcase her drum-tight ass. Akira is subjected to an acrobatic schtup, her body contorting into approximations of the letters M and W. But things descend from there, like a once-proud hard-on drooping floor-ward, with Jasmine Jae, whose distractingly sharp cheekbones look capable of lacerating a fuckset as she goes down on it. Her surgically mangled tatas appear crosseyed, nipples pointing toward each other as if asking, “What happened to us?” To be fair, Jae gives a decent footjob, rubbing her soles against a long, stiff cock. In fact, if this were a circus act, she might receive extra peanuts, but dammit, this is porn that people are shelling out hard-earned dollars for. Even Katrina Jade, normally a guaranteed boner-inducer, manages to disappoint, as she draws her stockings up along gams that are punctuated by a series of bruises. Normally such contusions would be a minor quibble, but in a quasi-fetishistic offering like this, details matter. A touch more quality control might have made the difference here, but as it lays, Nylon is stretched thin.