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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Axel Braun’s Girlfest 2

All-holes, no-poles endeavors like Axel Braun’s Girlfest 2 can be a dicey proposition for the male viewer. On one lube-slathered hand, there’s a gratifying lack of man-ass. On the other hand, with no cocks in the picture, it’s more difficult to place one’s self in the action. Axel Braun’s Girlfest 2 tips the balance in its favor with artful, unobtrusive direction and a stable of (mostly) breathtaking talent. It also serves an educational purpose—if you manage to free up your hand for a minute, you might want to take notes while watching, because these labe-licking ladies offer a gash-course on how to get a woman off. Copper-topped vixen Lacy Lennon and classic Latina beauty Gina Valentina pair up for a scene that slowly unfolds like a roadmap to ecstasy. Lingering breast worship and lip-sucking kisses gradually accelerate into fervent crotch-grinding and passionate pussylicking, without the hyperbolized horniness that too often mars porn. Braun mostly stays out of the way, elegantly framing the intimate action, then stepping back and letting them do their thing, allowing the viewer to linger undistracted over some pretty magnificent sights. Such as Valentina’s nipples jutting like traffic cones under Lennon’s oral ministrations. Or Valentina tongue-scrubbing Lennon’s bung like a determined maid scouring a shower drain. Amid all the muff-diving, there is the occasional dive in quality. A scene featuring Reagan Foxx and Jessica Jade is as cheap, garish and vulgar as a used-car salesman in a lime-green leisure suit. Luckily, the video quickly rights its course. For the most part, Girlfest 2 will leave you partying hard. —P.D.R.

All-holes, no-poles endeavors like Axel Braun’s Girlfest 2 can be a dicey proposition for the male viewer. On one lube-slathered hand, there’s a gratifying lack of man-ass. On the other hand, with no cocks in the picture, it’s more difficult to place one’s self in the action. Axel Braun’s Girlfest 2 tips the balance...
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Starring

Gina Valentina
Ana Foxxx
Darcie Dolce

Reagan Foxx, Jessica Jade, Lacy Lennon, Carolina Sweets, Paige Owens, Kenzie Taylor & Emma Hix