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Axel Braun’s Asian Connection
Japan might be the Land of the Rising Sun, but for many viewers Axel Braun’s Asian Connection will be the Wasteland of the Waning Hard-On. To be fair, this video starts off promisingly enough. With her blunt-cut bangs and damaged-ingenue appearance, Japanese sexpot Marica Hase is appealing enough; she looks like a naif who wanders into the Hot Topic at your local mall, pondering which items to shoplift. Unfortunately, she’s hooked up with a semi-homeless-looking dude who bears a rather distracting anatomical anomaly. It’s not often that I concern myself with the junk of porn actors, but this guy has two reddish indentations marking his meat mushroom. It’s probably the result of a recently removed piercing, but the twin divots make it look like his dick lost a standoff with a rattlesnake. The wand wounds notwithstanding, Hase happily yip-yaps away as he bombs her pearl harbor. Elsewhere Arika Lane, with her veiny, surgically swollen tits and what appear to be cheek implants, makes the viewer wonder what lab she escaped from before performing her scene. Lane is appropriately paired with an inkedup chump who looks like he ditched his community service gig picking up trash on the side of the freeway to collect a little cash working a porn flick. The wise pud-puller might want to pull out of this Asian Connection. —P.D.R.
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