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December 2024

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Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

We have reached the porn-parody singularity, where the laws of entertainment break down. Spoofs now come out at the same time as the movies they’re ripping off.We’re through the looking glass, people! Any day now, Hollywood will start remaking…we mean, spoofing…fuck flicks. In the meantime, marvel at the weirdness in this costume orgy. Brooklyn Lee as Black Widow heats up the latex fucking fellow villain Hawkeye in a standard scene. (It turns out superheros screw like regular porn stars.) Nick Fury gets to cornhole Sharon Carter (embodied by Phoenix Marie). But, for some reason, Ms. Marvel (Lexi Swallow) in an eat-out session with The Scarlet Witch (Danni Cole) hit our geek reflex even harder. As for Chyna as She-Hulk, it’s beyond good and evil, which means we’re not sure what the hell to say about it. For what it’s worth, this cockbuster puts all the money on the screen, with glossy lighting, music and special effects wrapped around the wooden acting like an ill-fitting bodysuit.

We have reached the porn-parody singularity, where the laws of entertainment break down. Spoofs now come out at the same time as the movies they’re ripping off.We’re through the looking glass, people! Any day now, Hollywood will start remaking…we mean, spoofing…fuck flicks. In the meantime, marvel at the weirdness in this costume orgy. Brooklyn...
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Brooklyn Lee, Chyna, Phoenix Marie, Danni Cole, Lexi Swallow, Eric Masterson, Lexington Steele, Brendon Miller & Xander Corvus


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Axel Braun
Vivid Entertainment