Ass Worship 18

Contrary to what its title might suggest, Ass Worship 18 isn’t the latest installment in a documentary series about the MAGA cult—though not unlike that assemblage of Q-twits, covidiots and deplorables, this video includes plenty of people happily leaving themselves open to a thorough screwing. At least in this case, the only resultant mess is a puddle of scrotum sauce here and there. Pretty, petite Tommy King’s outsized booty would be enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot keel over from a heart attack, with the stiffest hard-on of his life. That big ass of hers gets put to an equally grand challenge, in the donkey-dicked form of Dredd, whose gargantuan womb broom deserves its own zip code. In a physics- defying feat of sodomy, Dredd packs King’s colon tighter than a circus clown car. Exceedingly game for the shitpit shenanigans, King grins through the anal impalement, though she occasionally groans like she’s crapping a bowling ball. After this early high point, the video hits a bit of a lull. Plump-lipped, tattooed platinum blonde Luna Legend, with her pierced nipples and tongue, looks like she was ordered from the Strippers Depot catalog. Legend undergoes an adequate, though not particularly robust or passionate cornholing session. Curvy Latina Summer Col sports a lamentably scraggly pube patch that looks like it was hastily scribbled on with a Sharpie, though she does turn in an animated performance as Zac Wild’s cock beats up her dung hatch. Luckily, pneumatic blonde Katalina Kyle’s DP scene and Queen of Keisters Abella Danger round things out with a couple of good bangs. You won’t bow down in praise to Ass Worship 18, but your cock will stand up and take notice now and again. —P.D.R.