Angela White: Dark Side

Anyone who’s seen Angela White in action knows that she has some big things going for her. Angela White: Dark Side promises even bigger offerings from the mega-busty, sexually voracious Australian export, including her biggest blowbang and biggest gangbang ever! Those are massive claims to put out there, but luckily enough, this title makes good on them. It’s always a chancy tactic to put the entire weight of a video’s appeal—let alone a two-disc offering such as this—on one performer, but White, a thoroughly dependable, game-to-the-core sexpot, is as sure a bet as you could ask for. It also doesn’t hurt that Jules Jordan loads the video with noir-ish production values and directorial flourishes that keep the viewer’s attention perked along with his prick. The hyper-stylish opening scene finds White strutting through an abandoned, graffiti-strewn water park in fetish-friendly finery. The water park might be closed for business in the sun-baked middle of nowhere, but things get plenty wet nonetheless in this desert wasteland. White encounters a pair of steely-groined dudes who frig her to a gusher between plugging her holes with their dongs, their swollen hammers battering her dung hatch like ramrods at a castle’s gate. “It’s gonna be so fucking disgusting,” White promises prior to her blowbang, a vow that she ably fulfills as a baker’s dozen of swordsmen descend on her like a pack of horny hyenas on a gazelle. Angela White: Dark Side will light up your lap quite nicely. —P.D.R.