Analysts

Is this the movie that will finally answer the question: Why do we love to see women get fucked in the shitpipe? No, this isn’t that movie. But it is a no-nonsense, no-originality parade of pliant, dickaccommodating rectums designed to let you explore your mysterious craving to deny civilized hygiene and feminine comfort. The ladies are all veddy English, so that means the added attraction of sexy-as-hell accents. Jeny Baby and Tammie Lee display an arousing willingness for deep analysis, followed by a young lady with a lot to live up to—Emma Butt. Trust us: That is no misnomer. Ms. Butt, who wears a hot pair of glasses throughout, singleassedly makes the movie a bargain when it comes to therapy (your insurance might not pay for this). Afro-Brit analyst Jasmine Webb does a fine job of helping her astronaut patient confront his fear of black holes, while finale girl Jasmine Black’s humongous boobs manage to upstage her dick-swallowing behind. The ladies here are as shaggable as an inflatable Lady Di and display a sense of humor as well. Have we oversold this movie? Probably. Maybe we’re just too anal-ytical.