ANAL SAVAGES 4

“There is a savage beast in every man, and when you hand that man a sword or spear and send him forth to war, the beast stirs,” George R.R. Martin wrote in A Storm of Swords. That might be doubly true when the pointed weapon is of the veiny, blood-swollen variety, if Anal Savages 4  is any indication. Kissa Sins and Karmen Karma kick off this cavalcade of cornholing. With her numerous tattoos, Karma brings to mind a graffiti-strewn subway car, but no matter—she and Sins double-team their assigned sperm-slinger with gusto, engaging in a ramped-up round of rectum- wrecking action. In a histrionics-heavy scene, they go at each other like chattering windup toys whose keys have been turned a few times too many, occasionally whooping like Curly from The Three Stooges  for added effect. The frantic nature of the fucking takes on an almost comical, surreal air: By scene’s end, Sins’ asshole is gaping unbelievably wide, her pussy has squirted like the Bellagio fountains in Vegas, and the dude has collapsed in a thoroughly exhausted heap in the middle of the floor. Energetic? Definitely. But is it erotic? Sure, if you chub up while watching MMA fights. Slender, pretty brunette Emily Willis and bright-eyed stunner Adriana Chechik turn in less manic and therefore more satisfying performances. When it doesn’t go overboard with mania, Anal Savages 4 will float your boat. —P.D.R.