Anal Nurses

Regardless of where one stands on the current healthcare debate, Anal Nurses is worth getting behind—and then plowing. Things kick off with tawny-skinned sexpot Sadie Santana, playing an RN in pink scrubs tending to a patient who complains of throat trouble. Santana’s own esophagus experiences some disturbance shortly thereafter, as the patient jams his yang into Santana’s yap with drool-inducing fervor until her torso gleams with her own spittle. Soon her patient goes balls out for booty and starts pounding. Still, he can’t totally ignore her twat, jamming a couple fingers in to summon a gash splash from her nethers for good measure. The encounter likely violates numerous tenets of the Hippocratic oath, but never mind; it’s no more painful than the crippling premiums you currently pay for your health plan. The prize peach of this bushel is blond healer Layla Price, with her smoldering eyes, juicy tits and an ass that’s ripe for fucking. Her patient suffers from erectile dysfunction, an improbable condition given the opportunity that’s presented him. Price opens up and says, “Ahhh,” impaling her tonsils on his fleshy tongue depressor. Soon the patient splits her open knees to shoulders and punishes her shitpit until it’s rendered a throbbing, cavernous mess that spits jizz like a bum coughs up phlegm on a street corner. Anal Nurses is the cure for what ails you, while remaining delightfully sick. To order your own dose of delicious derriere, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi