Anal Casting

As with the mainstream entertainment industry, porn has its own backdoor paths to success. Anal Casting explores those warm, squishy alternate channels one colon-punishing thrust at a time. We begin with wide-eyed beauty Gia Derza, who sports a full, sweaty booty that shimmies and ripples gloriously, like a majestic seascape. The video bills itself as “introducing” Derza, and while this might or might not be her first time at the rump rodeo, her sphincters certainly grip her partner’s cock firmly in the rectal equivalent of a power handshake. Derza’s face contorts into Exorcist-like expressions as her ass is pounded with penis and balls slap her pussy with “attaboy” enthusiasm. Eventually her shitpit is stretched so wide that you could probably hear the ocean if you pressed your ear to it. Jessica Rex is a touch haggard, empty-headed and attention-starved, but she’s last-call passable. She looks like Julianna Margulies, except with a butt plug planted between her nether cheeks. Rex is paired up with Manuel Ferrara, so the results are predictable—he beats up her asshole like a loan shark who still hasn’t been paid after three tries collecting. Bright-eyed brunette Emily Willis is a breath of fresh, ass-scented air, especially for viewers who like their spank fodder on the just-ripe side. Willis looks like the lost Jenner sister who decided to go into porn, and it doesn’t hurt that her tight little asshole peeks out from between her modest cheeks like a teddy bear’s button nose. All in all, Anal Casting is worth breaking out your rod for. —P.D.R.