Alexis Ford Darkside

This creepy, drippy exploration of platinum fuck star Alexis Ford starts like some sort of nightmare confessional by the young nympho who wants to “fuck anyone she sees.” If they have big cocks, swelling to humongous, so much the better. Enter Lexington “The Impaler” Steele. Even his ball-sac is sizable, sort of like a fineleather duffel bag. Ivory girl Alexis treats the ebony man kindly, showing more rectal elasticity than we remember her ever displaying.We swear Lex was tappin’ the back of her teeth at one point. But dark has many meanings, such as keeping chicks in cages and on leashes. That makes some, like Alexis, wetter than a chin at a drooling contest. (She could win that too.) After a latex vignette, Alexis stumbles across the bloated man-meat of Nacho Vidal, getting his usual fuck-her-till-she-cries treatment. (Or, in this case, squirts all over a hotel carpet.) It’s a slippery slope from there to blowbang territory, where the dicks aren’t as large, but they come in packs. Alexis proves she can take any size in any hole and stay afloat in a sea of sperm—all valuable survival skills when the grid goes down. Alexis Ford Darkside is a six-scene glut of eyeball-scorching action and flashy editing, not to mention plenty of top-grade fornication. Detroit take note: This is how you build a Ford.