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Aletta Ocean

After another grueling tour with her roller derby squad, April (Aletta Ocean) decides it’s time for a vacation. Looking forward to getting away from humanity, she rents a secluded beach house in northern California.

But when April arrives at her rental pad, there’s a dude (Eric Swiss) in the shower. Puzzled, she asks him what he’s doing there.

“I’m squatting,” the handsome fellow replies. “Nobody’s been in this cabin for weeks. But don’t worry, I’ll hit the road.”

April stops him in his tracks. She likes the cut of the hobo’s jib—and the size of his cock. Before the bum can pack his bindle, the feisty rink rat discards her clothes and lures him onto the couch.

They suck and fuck until sundown, then start all over again the next day. It’s the greatest vacation April has ever had.

After another grueling tour with her roller derby squad, April (Aletta Ocean) decides it’s time for a vacation. Looking forward to getting away from humanity, she rents a secluded beach house in northern California. But when April arrives at her rental pad, there’s a dude (Eric Swiss) in the shower. Puzzled, she asks him...
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Aletta Ocean & Eric Swiss